Hello,

I'm Doper. I belong to this gang : www.unicyclebastards.com . Now I belong to your gang too! Even though my joining your group violates one of the Unicyclebastards' principal tenents (follow the teaching of Marx, Groucho Marx), I feel you all are doing important work. The bastards will begin making their presence known soon. If the guy next to you, wielding the pulaski, looks a little funny and his bike looks a little funny, go ahead and call him a BASTARD. You won't be sorry.